April 14, 2015

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP

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OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD

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OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE 

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I HAVE MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE HELP I AM IN THIS HOLE SO DEEP

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OH NO

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April 14, 2015

ayantiel:

forever-sarcastic-intp:

thereaderinourstars:

introvertedbookworm24:

books-and-cookies:

Do you know why bookworms find it so difficult to pick their favourite book? It’s because we find little pieces of ourselves scattered throughout so many of the stories we read. Combine the stories and you figure out the person. One person isn’t just one story. It’s all of them.

This is so beautiful

We’re like Voldemort, shattering ourselves but needing every piece to be alive

Except we’re not trying to take over the world

speak for yourself

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April 14, 2015
miss-watson-world:
“Yolandi Visser
”

miss-watson-world:

Yolandi Visser

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April 14, 2015

stablemur:

Saying that a bisexual person has become straight/gay because they’re going out with someone of a particular sex is like saying that someone has become a vegetarian because they had a salad for lunch

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April 14, 2015
matulaspatula:
“sexpooping:
“it’s like a little spaceship
”
I can’t stop giggling
”

matulaspatula:

sexpooping:

it’s like a little spaceship 

I can’t stop giggling

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April 14, 2015

demonicdorothy:

did u know the countries with strictest gun laws have the lowest rates of gun crime its amazing isnt it

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April 14, 2015

books-and-coff33:

theskullqueen:

Hey, if you still miss your pet that is okay. I don’t care if it is years later and you still cry because they were not there this morning to greet you in that one of a kind way they did. It isn’t trivial, it isn’t stupid, and you are not weak.

It is okay that you still miss them.

I literally just cried at this.

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April 14, 2015

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

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April 14, 2015

cats-tats-recovery:

interrobang101:

cats-tats-recovery:

I am like a cat. Nervous around new people, but once I get used to you and comfortable around you I will love you and also annoy you.

The process is faster if you give me food.

It’s also faster if you smother me in affection and let me know I’m wanted here.

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April 14, 2015

ramsaybolton:

Gamer girl? No, you misunderstood. I’m a gay mergirl. [steals your girlfriend and swims away]

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April 14, 2015
mooses-unicorn-in-the-tardis:
“thedoctorssupernaturalblogger:
“ queenbroslob:
“ fierceisnotenough:
“ humorland:
“ ”
shit i’d watch this so damn hard
”
Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.
”
Call it
“No homo”...

mooses-unicorn-in-the-tardis:

thedoctorssupernaturalblogger:

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:

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shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

Call it

“No homo”

How many notes does this need before we can make it happen?

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April 14, 2015
Me: why am I so tired and weak all the time?
Me: *eats nothing of nutritional value*
Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule*
Me: *never exercises ever*
Me: I just don't get it
April 14, 2015

scared-of-clouds:

adventuresofatechie:

florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

Cons: They might grow and conspire to kill you and your friends after convincing you to let it eat a dentist.

but that’s still more pros than cons…

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April 14, 2015

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April 14, 2015

tiny-tyrant:

shadycatz:

smallish-giraffe:

vulpinethunder:

smallish-giraffe:

why are negative qualities given female names? debbie downer. negative nancy. chatty kathy. take your sayings with female-coded names and swap them. donnie downer. negative neil. chatty charlie.

Sexist Sam
Racist Ralph
Homophobic Herman

that’s the spirit. you’re hired.

Misogynistic Matthew
Fuckboy Frank
Asshole Andrew
Go Fuck Yourself Greg

I snorted loudly in line at the very last one.

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